- operator: 911, please hold.
- me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- murderer: ok
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mr-placebo asked: I'll be your Superman and crush your pelvis with my titanium penis

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Assassin’s Creed Revelations: Kinect Version
My mum wont let my brother and I buy xbox games unless they’re Kinect (to get my brother off his ass and do some exercise for gods sake) but I believe I may invest in this.
BENE
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• When you use your phone in the middle of the night
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